zeldathemes
On The Spur of A Very Awkward Moment

Why hello there stranger or friend! I'm Ale, and I like things. A lot. Full-time Laugher and Bad Joke Maker

Musicals and female characters give me life.

its britney bitch
the bible (leviticus 7:58)

speckledhound:

love me those canonically queer zombie boys with accurately depicted mental illnesses

bilbo-greene:

Fili, don’t be a fool. You belong with the Company.
I belong with my brother. 

htgawm:

-It’s prom queen. You owe me 100 bucks.
-I am not the shooting star!

Bonnie “literally done with everyone” Winterbottom

killbilled:

get to know me meme: [5/10] favorite movies » Inception
I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where the train will take you?

spookysantiagos:

if i ever heard the word “bisexual” be used on a tv show i’d probably drop dead from shock

cpwiser10:

cpwiser10:

Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing

and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P

thunderboltsortofapenny:

[via invisiblespork]

parkingstrange: